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by hajk on 08.07.2003 23:19
mihat abaranzi lochanuma es engere asuma es cer ic cer kan rope um ke lochanas es abaranzin asuma 1 rope um es engere asuma aj echi txa ho du kajtser ches

by goharik on 05.07.2003 21:26
uremen mi hat mart genuma mi hat kowi mot kowe lazuma marte harzenuma kow yan inchi es lazum kowe asuma wor ko mot amenor martig gein u zizzeret het charein u torein du el kelazeir!!!

by ARMiNKA-GER on 25.06.2003 08:58
Abarancun harcnum en
-knereq dzer shenki lift@ ashxatum e
-she hl@ soworuma

by Aram from Germani on 23.06.2003 15:32
Woter Part1 Erexan hor@ harznuma,pap,chamich@ woter uni?Her@:aj bala eli tarakan es kerel. Woter Part2 Erexan hor@ harznuma,pap,arew@ woter uni?Her@ asuma che.Pap,ba mer harewan Gagon chi er asum arew woter@t len baz,galisem.

by ARam from Germani on 23.06.2003 15:00
Nergew@ napatow chi,anapatowa.Tipfehler

by Aram from Germni on 23.06.2003 14:56
Erku hat bulawka napatow gnumen,mek@ asuma ara es inch schoga,erkrod@ frum asuma schoga doscherd bazi. Bulawken hajeren gidek wonza? Kpuz.

by Aram from Germani on 23.06.2003 14:50
Mi hat uraz mard gnum gnuma mekel hagnuma stolbin, asuma sa hastat sargaz gorz er!

by astxik from charbaxzi on 09.06.2003 13:24
Mi hat abarranz maroznin zer mtnuma ekexezi es terter@ araroxuzjuniz heto asuma aleluja aleluja es abaranzinel asuma etkan vor du es krum ba inch kani khali. lol

by Mikayel from California on 25.05.2003 11:08
Mi angam Adam@ galisa Evayi mot u asuma.
-Eva,sirelis,es trusiks ura?
-Adam jan,dolma em patatel.

by Aram from Germani,Ludwigslust on 20.05.2003 17:22
abaranzin galisa kaghak,mtnuma warsawiranoz,es warsawir@ asuma mi harz tam,kpataschanes,abaranzin asuma ha.Lsi,hors tghena,mors tghena,bajz es tschem,owa,karas ases.Abaranzin mtazuma,asuma tschgidem,warsawirn asuma tenumes wor anchelkek,im axperna.Es abaranzin gluch@ kach gnuma tun,sagh abaran@ hawakuma glchin u asum. es harzin ..... pataschanek,bolor@ mtazumen,bajz tschen karum,asuma kaghakum mi warsawir ka,nra axperna.

by Aram from Germany on 20.05.2003 17:05
Mi mard poghozi mechtegh@ kangnaz zizaghuma,koghkiz harznumen,te chi es zizaghum,asuma anegdotem hischel,aratschi angamem lsum

by Anna A. from Germany!Saarland! on 14.05.2003 18:12
Mi chemaz mart usuma tschischik ani, beiz wachenuma wor make tena.Porozum kangnuma jev kantchum:Hele sach patohaneret bazek.
Jev sache bazumen.Meke harzenuma:
Incha ere aper?
En marte asuma:Hima sach schur ekek, jes usumem Tschischik anel.

by Anna aslanjan on 14.05.2003 17:50
Barevumem hasmikin, lilithin jev vovaenz.Wonz ek? Menk lawenk. Jes barewumem bolor haij asgiz ekaz germania.

by sona from from germany... i love my armenia on 11.05.2003 00:29
uremen mihat ax4ik ev taxa usumen myus ore handipel irar u planavorum en te vonz sangaharen irar... Es texan asuma: wor sangem kasem djune galis patil patil. Myus ore es texan sanguma ax4eka taikna verznum lesapoxe. texan asume: dyune galis patil patil es tatiknel: rexumet kyusim katil katil!!!

Barevner im hay asgin ev pa4ikner bolor im enkernerin... ;-*
kehandipenk myus ankam aveli lav anekdotov! ciao

by susi from germany on 07.05.2003 14:28
barewum em sonais ew bind patchikem anum MUAH!

by susi from germany on 07.05.2003 14:26
mi hat marta linum,hens anekdota patmum lsoxnere mernum en.woroshum en abarani amena bartser sarin, wandaki mech mtsnen u toxen, tenc merni.mi kani or heto mi hat abaranciya ancnum ira eshi het u harcnum e:" xi en kes wandaki mech mtsrel?" et marte asuma :" um wor anekdotem patmum, miankamits mernum e" es abarancin asuma de inds el patmi, es marte:" che, hastat kmernes." werche patmuma u es abarancin eshin wertsnum e u gnum e ir chanaparow. mi kesham heto heta galise. es marte harsnum e:" ba eshet wortexa" es abarancin te: merela

by Sona- barevner bolor hayeren( in schwerin minden und bilefeld) from germany on 07.05.2003 14:06
uremen mihat terter poxotsov genuma u mihat tumbana getnum, wertsnuma u waxezats asuma:"way mera kes astetsu, ba sera mechine ura!!!"
barevner im susiyn ;-*!!!

by Sona from germany on 07.05.2003 13:54
axvese u vosnin genum en gisherva kesin disco.uremen es vosnin kora linum u axvesi heteviz xelok etuma.mekel kor kor erkuse engenum en posi mech u vosnin harzenuma" axwes axper hasank?"Esel djexaynazats asuma, " ha gites hasank" Vosninel arantz iran korzenelu skesuma (*boys~ boys~boys*)

by lena by germany on 07.05.2003 11:29
barewum em bolor hajerin najw nranz ow aprum em germanjaum

by abo from Bad-freienwalde BRD on 07.05.2003 09:03
abaranzu gluche mecha mtnum. sa gnume bschischki. bschischke asume "chorne chem karor hanel".
Abaranzin ." de law chagutchow zrir glchis gnam""

by Tereza on 03.05.2003 12:15
mart@ kngan mer a krfum mekel es zonkaj@ dur@ bacuma, asum et @lnelu bana te gnam knem

by Hovo from new york on 01.05.2003 21:31
Abarancun erekha e tznvum, anun@ dnum e "mama".
Harcnum en inchi es "mama" drel asum a mors anunic a.

by TERES from TENZ BANER on 22.04.2003 20:00
Germanazin nstaza poezi mej,hagnel mi hat maikaja wren graza TURKERE UNEN MIHAT SXAL.Es turke galisa asuma "ARA ES INCH MAIKAJES HAGE HELE HANI"es germanazin asuma tesar es ko aragi sxalner.Es Turke gnuma @ngerneri heta gali es germanazin asuma tesar es ko jerkrord sxalner.Turke danake hanuma es germanazinel senkna hanum saxin spanum tehoel asuma esel jerord sxalner wor krwi waxt danakes hanum.

by TERS on 22.04.2003 19:52
Mi hat mard gnuma gnuma glux@ talisa patin asuma tenzel gitei

by Armine on 22.04.2003 17:47
SPITAK NEGR

by Armine on 22.04.2003 17:45
Ape gites wor eshi ashker@ gisher@ pajlum en!
ija ba asa wor abaran@ las wegasa eli

by King of all armenians: ARTASHES I from Otar amai aper on 20.04.2003 18:07
chukcha wozwrashajetsja iz poezdki w Moskwu, ewo okrujajyt bratja chukchi i sprashiwajyt chto nowogo? chto uznal on?
chukcha otwechajet:
- wsjo kak znali tolko Karl Marks i Fridrix Engels eto ne 4 a 2 cheloweka a SLAWA KPSS woobshe ne chelowek!

by King of all armenians: ARTASHES I from Otar amai aper on 20.04.2003 17:58
wonca abarancin cwacex anum?
cun xpuma patin u shyshyt hartykow hartukuma

by King of all armenians: ARTASHES I from Otar amai aper on 20.04.2003 17:56
abarancun asum en "inchi eracrac kat ches xmum?"
asuma "kowi kotoshner@ shtepceli mech chen mtnum, len en"


by lusine on 16.04.2003 19:44
barwumem bolor hajerin
ich wollte gerne wissen wie man die witze kopieren kann die sind echt gut

by jerewanzi on 11.04.2003 02:45
mi mart moranuma shn4i mahanuma
hahahahaha.

by Anonymous on 11.04.2003 02:43
marti 8-in erku mengerneren irar handipum u es meke mjusin asuma: kngas in4 nwirumem goh 4i mek afto mekenajem nwirel mek woske zep bajz micht wonzor dshgoh lini. u harznuma te es mjuse in4a nwirel kngan en mekenel asuma: jes iran trusikem nwirel,hakneluz inkna urachanum haneluzel jesem urachanum

by Herr Gjumrezi from Herr Gjumrezi on 08.04.2003 19:31
Mardд nstaz sugaranд gorzerд khoga,knigд miamid lusд kmare,mardд nesiz-knig du eir,knigд te ha,mardд nesiz-es ku majrigd es giteji zorelutc a4kers korzan

by eli Aram from germani on 08.04.2003 16:51
mi mard uzuma merni,gnum iran 9harkanoz shenkiz gzuma.8rd harkum mek@ brnuma asuma nardi xaghumes, es asuma 4e,6rd harkum mek@ brnuma asuma shaxmat xaghum es, es asuma 4e,5rd harkum mek@ brnuma,es arden waxenuma, asuma nardi el em xaghum,shaxmat el,blot el,es brnogh@ asuma gna besedken galisem u baza toghum.

by Aram from germani on 08.04.2003 16:30
mi mard awtojow anznelus tesnuma es ezdin wo4xari het shaxmata xaghum.Harznuma, wonza ezdi axper, es ezdin asuma he4,wo4xar@ xaghal 4giti,3ow 2 krumem

by aram from germani on 08.04.2003 16:23
Abaranzin galisa warsawiri mot,es warsawir@ harznuma kar4 ktrem te ka4al,esabaranzin el asuma ka4al.Warsawir@ ktrum prznuma, es abaranzin asuma,warpet senz law 4i,ber kar4 ktri

by otar on 08.04.2003 12:38
Haj@,4aponazin u angljazin nstaz en saunajum.Hajд 3 harkum, 4aponazin 2,angljazin el 1-i.Mek el sangi zajn e galis:Es angljazin matnikд tanum e beranin u sksum xosal@.Mi kich anznum e eli e sangi zen galis:4aponazin atamд wrznum e u sksum chosal@: mi kitch heto el es haj@n e trum u asum,"fax em stanum":

by Xac & Anna- Germ on 03.04.2003 23:01
mi or artschatcin Bomba ktrum, mekel mihat setunzi asuma aj jahel in4es anum ktraqi mekel es artschatzuhin asuma traquma tor traqi meka tune mi 5 hatik unem....

by Apero & Anna-Germany on 03.04.2003 22:44
mihat ax4ik mtnuma awtobus u tenuma nstelu ter 4ka. mekel mnum mnuma u asuma, es dare wonza poxwel daje heri ax4kan nstelu ter 4en talis, mekel mihat jahel asuma, quro jan he4 4i erewum wor heries, es ax4ike asuma 5 ropewa me4 in4 pti erewa aj jahel.....

by Xac & Anna on 03.04.2003 22:39
Abarancin etum etuma @ngenuma pose, mekel porcuma wor helni 4i karum mi qani ankam porcuma, u asuma, wer4i anqamem porcum wor 4elini etum em tenic pilakjane berem helnem...

by Meline on 27.03.2003 09:00
Erku hat tolma pachvum en mek el mek@ kandvum e:)))
Arduk@ zangum e srbichin asum e kjank parki galis em:))

by David&Fred from Hayrenik on 24.03.2003 19:48
Es abarancin ira @nkeruhun asum a esor irikun@ kgas mer tun,tun@ mard chi linelu,es axchik@ irikun@ galisa u tesnum a -@nkeroj tun@ mard chka u dur@ pak a!!!

by Anonymous on 17.03.2003 19:53
NARDODNY TEPUTAN!

by BLATNAYA on 17.03.2003 19:50
on govorit , chto ve eto bylo v exstaze, a ja tochno pomnu chto v saraje !

by David&Fred from Erevan , ARMENIA on 16.03.2003 21:16
1.ABARANCIN ira ujerov institutic dursa mnum:
2.ABARANCU her@ garaskopov karich
a linum,txen tapckov satkacnum a:
3.ABARANCU vra sar@ zenq en pahum
hivandanum mernum a:
Aysor aysqan@:


by David&Fred from Erevan , ARMENIA on 16.03.2003 21:07
Mi or ABARANCU erexen galisa hor
mot u asuma-papa chishik em uzum,
usenc mi 10 ankam,es hern el jxainanum u chishik a anum erexu vren:

by David&Fred from Erevan , ARMENIA on 14.03.2003 18:21
ABARANCU maman rak a @lnum ,erexek@ xashum utum en:

by Gevo from Germany on 10.03.2003 18:48
Meky gnum e shuka arevtur anelu, hartznum e vatcharoxin te inch arji paniry, sa el asum e te 5.000 dram. Arnoxn asum e e, axper es ho qo hor ginn es asum, vatcharoxn el, te vay tzavd tanem, qo hor ginn asa, etkanov tam!

by BloodyMery on 10.03.2003 15:21
klassnye patmutjunchiki rebjatki! v sledujushij raz pridu s anekdotami :)

by Emo on 10.03.2003 14:45
Erku hat yaman qfurchi axper-erexa irar het kriw en anum, es aweli tariqow drbovy mi hat law zargum a poqr axpory, poqrn el wazum a mor hetewy paxkvi wor el zarg chuti, mecn el asum a dran: "Inch a ay gjoth, eli qaqir takd paxkvar mamaji hetewy???", es putchurn el kataxac: "Klirs a mamaji hetewy!"

by Emo on 10.03.2003 14:42
Mi hat knik muruqow xachy wzin kerac-xmac demq a tesnum u harcnum a: "QERI DJAN, DU TERTER ES?", Na el: "Ha ba inch klirs em!", kniky: "Arturikis ches knqi?", tertern el: "To maman el chem qunni!"

by Erevanci tgha on 21.02.2003 16:54
mi or haye turkin asuma , vor 1915 tvin lav ban charin

by Ara A. from Alaverdian street on 25.01.2003 20:11
Erku gharabakhci killerner iranc zohinen spasum pod'ezdum...

Nakhapes usumnasirelen zhamery, marshruty, etc...
Spasumen 1 zham, 2, 3,... ?
Meky mjusin asuma:
"Ara sran mi ban ptahac chli..."

by Mesrop Janunts on 20.01.2003 19:41
Aparancu tan dran zangy talis en, entaniqov skcum en dasamijoc anel !!!

by Mesrop on 20.01.2003 19:36
Es abarantsik voroshum en vor gnan lusni vra, vopshem mi vaxt vorosheluts
heto ganumen lusni vra, tesnum en me kani lenakantsi kef en anum, galis en
motik hartsnum en es vonts ek eskn shut hasel lusni vra, lenakantsinerits mek@
asuma Arturikis tsnundn er voroshetsink kaghakits durs gank mi cani orov

by erik on 10.01.2003 20:43
mek@ gnuma abaran @nkero4 tun bajz tan terh@ 4giti.janpin mekiz harznum a te mer Gugoenz tan ter@ gites na el te ha ari nti wres tanem.

by Abarantsi from Abaran on 08.01.2003 12:18
Abaranzu wra barkanum e meke u asum:
"Ara wor eka ays tsare hetewt kkochem".
Abaranzin el te:
"tshugheeerooow?"

by Fritz from him Frankfurt on 06.01.2003 18:14
Samolet@ varvelov @ngnuma abarani gerezmanoc u paituma. Abaranci spasatelner@ galis en u 5000 diak en hanum.

by Anna on 03.01.2003 10:23
Turkin asumen gna Holland, 100 dollara champin shax twach, karas hawaqes..es eshnel inch uni chuni chaxuma, gnuma Holland 100 dollar hawaqi. Galisa Holland azul handzwelu, champin 100 dollara engats linum. Asuma eeeeehh..esor hawes chunem hawakelu. Waxwanich kesqsem hawaqel...

by Mario on 18.12.2002 15:17
ich finde schade das man von eure Seiten nichts kopieren kann.
wircklich traurig?!?

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by AGVAN on 12.12.2002 14:02
mi or haye, russe, wrazin u ispanazin aftoyov teghen etum. mekel es haye asuma: Zavt atnem ispanazin heli gna eli sax anigdote p@chatsnumes ara.
:)

by Shushanna on 11.12.2002 20:56
Mi hat aparanzi ira hayatum kangnaz nauma samalioti, glux sksuma fral @nknuma mernum. Taxman jamanak knkan harznum en asum en inchiz merav zer amusin@? "asumaa aviakatastrofaiz"

by Saqo from From Yerevan on 11.12.2002 15:23
Homepage: gb.webmart.de/guestbook.cfm
Harcnum en te inch tarberutyun ka knoj ev tghamardu mej. PATASXAN--kin@ uzum a vor mi tghamard hoga ir bolor kariqner@, isk tghamard@ uzum a vor bolor kanayq hogan ira mi kariq@.

by GERMANIA from w.t.c. ( SORRY ) on 10.12.2002 15:36
ABARANCIN EL ESH-ESH HETEVIC EKAV

by GERMANIA from WORLD TRADE CENTER on 10.12.2002 15:31
mi hogi tenum a te vonc a samaljot@ gali ghpum shenqin hetevic el mjuse. harcnum en sran te incpes depqe patahec.
es el te: Axtecin qjor-qjor ekav xpec en jeqa shenqin, Abarancin el qjor-qjor hetevic ekav
:))))))))))

by GERMANIA on 09.12.2002 16:02
mi jahel tgha gnuma terderi mot mexker@ toghnelu.
Tertern asuma: inca eghel lsum em,
es jahel@: ba mi 3 or araj gnacel ei horquyrencs tun, mtazav lujs ckar anelu ban ckar haorquyris qunezi.
mujs orn el gnazi morquyrencs tun, mutn @nkav, lujs ckar, ban ckar anelu, morquris qunezi.
erek el gnazi... es terder@ nayuma lusamutiz durs, asuma: heli siktirt qashi qani mut@ ci enkel
:)))))))
(mi qic qfurov er axcikner jan, nerox lineq)

by Mane' from Wien,Austria on 08.12.2002 18:08
mi aparanzi krotsh het psagvum e.
harznum en :"aper,xi es krotsht arnum ?"aparanzin asum a:"de et mer @ntanikum tenz a,mamas papais het amusnazav,tatiks papikis het,......."

by Awo from Barew haj gorowurt on 08.12.2002 17:18
inger@ ingerotsch@ asum a << sonkatsch@t ura?>> en mek@ asum a<< mat@ pusch er mte meraw.>> en mekn el asum a << mat@ pusch mtneluz mart a mernum?>> na patasxanum a << de menk tsch@torezink wor tangwi

by Peto on 07.12.2002 22:49
Amusin@ superlotona nayum mek el knik@ hartsnuma Inch enk shahel.Mardn el te klirs enk shahel.Knikn el asuma tes ete qoninitsa aveli lava pogh@ vekal.

by Vahan from Bochum NRW, Germany on 06.12.2002 20:57
Haj gitnakannery nor method en gtel qachalutjan dem.
Methodi himnakan gaxtniqn e medjqi mazery sanrum en araj.

by Viktor Yengibaryan from Bochum NRW, Germany on 06.12.2002 20:51
Vortegh mi haj ka togh duxy barcr pahi, gnalu enq Hajstan u anelu enq ajnpes vor dzer nerka bnakavajry het mna zargacvacutjamb.

by Aper from Wien,Austria on 27.11.2002 17:06
CERNIY YUMOR
HARC:
En inchn e, sev e, poqr e, apakin e changrum.
PATASXAN:
Nor cnvac erexan mikrovolnovki mej!

by Aper from Wien, Austria, on 27.11.2002 17:03
Aparancin axchik a unenum anun@ EASY CARD e dnum .... vor shat uzoghner unena...

by linuma...chi...linum on 25.11.2002 17:50
franciazin,angliacin u rus@ nstac chayen xmum.mekel franc.mi angam gtalov bajaki patina kpcnum u vras mi angam neroxutyuna xndrum.heto angl. erku angama xpum bajaki patin,erku angama neroxutyun xndrum.mekel rus@ tapov sksuma gtalov chay@ xarnel u asuma---1000 nerox----

by Martin on 24.11.2002 21:44
UREMN AYRAPORTUM MI HAT PASAJIR NAYUMA SAMALYOTI VRA TENUMA VREN GRA$A TU154-2B.
STYUARDESAIN HARCNUMA ET TU154-2B N INCHA NSHANAKUM ES STYUARDESAN EL ASUMA TU-N ES
SAMALYOT@ NAXAG$OXI ANVAN 2 TARNA ISK 150-@ PASAJIRNERI QANAK@ 4-NEL PILOTNERI QANAK@
ISK EN 2B EL VAYTEM ES U MARAN.

by uremn... on 19.11.2002 16:24
mi or axves@ antarov gnuma,tenuma napastak@ nstac lacuma.axves@ ba:"ay nap incha exel?"nap@ ba:"shakal@ inc brnabarec.axvesnel." ara ba xi chdimadrecir?".nap@:"lsi nenc kulturakan hargalicer".axves@ zarmacac jampen sharunakuma u mtacum te es inch bana.mekel gaylina handipum,enel eli zrruma.u eli asum,vor shakal@ brnabarela.axvesnel ba xi toxir senc nenc,gayl@ ba axr shat kulturakaner.axves@ eli gnum gnuma,archi bni mot lsuma eli lac u koc,mtnuma tenuma arch@ ho chi lacum u eli shakali momentov.eli kulturakaner senc qnenc.mekel shakaln axvesin hetevic bbrdelov asuma:"bari ereko dses".

by uremn.... on 19.11.2002 16:15
mi or zinvorakan chastum mi hat carayox galisa peti mot asuma:"mer chastum homo ka!!!".petnel te:"iiii,hl@ asa tenam ova???".etel:" mi hat pachik tur kasem!!!".

by Hrayr from USA on 14.11.2002 17:31
Mi hat mard chakac kagnac nayuma shurj@ mekel tesnum e mi hat jahel sirun axchika ancnum, asuma
-kurik jan es ur es gnum?
es axchik patasxanuma.
-ko gorc@ chi-es xeghch mardnel asuma-axchi mi bur azg enkba chimanam ur es gnum.

by hamo from Toronto on 13.10.2002 02:37
mek zovum xextvum e, koxic mi navak e galis asum e axper cerkt tur oknem c xextves,mek asum e je es huys astzu vra em drel cerk ci talis,mi hat el e navak galis asum axper cerkt tur oknem... erord navakn e galis ,sa cerk citalis u xextvum e........ hambarcvum e astzu mot asum e ,astvaz im es aytpes kez havatum u pashtum em,vonc doxecir inc xextvem, astvaz harcnum e anund inc e sa patasxanum e Baxto,astvaz derdum e ira girg man e galis gtnum Baxto, asum e ay apush Baxto kez erek hat navak ei uxarkel karox e imanum eyr es piti icnei kez hamar..................

by Vahram Gasparyan from Bakersfield, California on 04.10.2002 23:26
Aparancin sovacanum a, qfur a utum

by A.T. from Germany on 29.09.2002 23:19
abarancu mat@ pusha mtnum.hanuma tenuma aruna galis,noric texna koxum:))

by Mara LЦeipzig on 19.09.2002 16:21
Erkuz axcik Gnum en Banan arnelu.Caxorin asum en "mes 2 banan tur".Es caxorq 3-n e talis.Axciknerq asum en bajc menk 2-n enk usel."es mekn el kutek eli"............

by Karevor chi from Berlin on 12.09.2002 14:31
Mi aghjik nstum e taxi Malatyayits.
"Prospekt ktanes u het beres,anpayman tunelov tar,tunelov ber."

Es taxist@ te "Qur jan,ho tlik ches?".

by Karevor chi from Berlin on 12.09.2002 14:30
Ara ,yerek knojd mi 9 hogi yekan taran zapoyov.
Sa te "Molodets zap,vor aydqan mard e tanum"

kam

bajanvir knojitsd -"Hents du gnum es herti en kangnum"
Sa te"Bajanvem,vor yes el herti kangnem"

by arminak from Goris on 07.09.2002 00:48
Входит ёжик в аптеку. Подходит к продавцу и говорит:
- Мне 90 презервативов.
Сзади стоят 2 белочки:
- Ха-ха-ха-ха.
Ёжик поворачивается:
- 92 презерватива.

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by hovo from *********-*** on 07.09.2002 00:23
Armianin zaxodit v restoran i stavit na stol chemodan.
- Grajdanin,-govorit manager,- u nas ne priniato chemodani na stoli klast'.
- A gde ti vidish chemodan?
Eto koshelek !!!

by Hovo from Krasnadar on 07.09.2002 00:22
Стоит армянин перед памятником Пушкину и плачет.
-Вах, дорогой ты мой знаменитый соотечественник! На кого ты нас
покинул? Зачем ушел?
Подходит мужик к нему и говорит:
-Слушай, какой соотечественник? Это же великий русский поэт А.С. Пушкин!
-Какой великий, русский? Не видишь, что ли, написано: "Газон Засеян!"

by hiko from nkr on 07.09.2002 00:08
Американка вышла замуж за
полицейского и жалуется подруге,
что муж её совсем не устраивает.
Та удивляется:
-Но ты же предварительно по анкете
ознакомилась с его физическими данными?
-Да...Но я была уверина,что 9мм-это
калибр его пистолета....

by seyran from Armenia on 07.09.2002 00:06
Мужик стоит на берегу моря и кричит:
- Рыбка! Мать твою! Когда я просил, чтобы наши на чемпионате играли как Франция и Аргентина - я не это имел ввиду!!!

by seyran from Armenia on 04.09.2002 23:55
dvoe sidiat na lavochke u sporiat y kogo oteczh samey bogatiy???

-- Esliy ya skozy moemy otczhy
to on vsy Moskvy kypit!!!
-- XA,xa,XA,Xaaaa...
A ya moemy skozy chto bi ne
prodal!

by Dina from USA on 20.08.2002 00:12
Anapatum mi uxt shat hognac haziv haziv kaylume, mek koxkov mi shakale vazelov ancnum. Bolor@ porzum em inchkan karan shut gnan hasnen grin. Ev es uxt@ es shakalin asume. ay himar ed vor edpes vazelov gnum es axr shut khognes , tex ches hasni. Es shakaln el asume che ay uxt vor espes arag vazum em kamin mi kich xpume sarne mikich pahum,hovacnume. Asume u sharunakume vazel@, es uxtn el ira tempove sharunakum. Mek el mi kani kilometr ancneluc heto uxt@ tesnume es shakal@ satkac @nkace, ancnume u asum"H2 sarar, kozyol"

by shutnik on 09.08.2002 23:41
Kharabaghcin geti mot spitakeghen a lvanum, mek el kamin spitakeghen@ jurna lcnum, tanum. Asum a:
-Kinyum es kinya, inchkan em mejt tral!!!!

by Alla Petrosyan from California on 30.07.2002 22:11
Leninakancin Yerevanum mtnum e mi xanut yev asum.
- Me banka macun guzem, 1 banka el smetan.
Vacharox@ harcnum e.
- Txa jan, du Leninakanci es?
Txan patasxanum e.
- Hb@ mardn urdic kexni ?

by Alla Petrosyan from California on 30.07.2002 22:06
Sovi tari e linum. Hern arnum e 3 vordinerin u gnum vorsi. Mek el txaneric mekn asum e.
- Pa, pa nai inch chax knik e, boloris herik kani.
Her@ patasxanum e.
- Baic axr shat el anchorni e...
Mek el mius txan e gorum.
- Pa, pa nai es knikn@ nihar e:
Her@ patasxanum e.
- Axr dra vra el hech mis chka.
Mek el errord txan e gorum.
- Pa, pa nai en knikn inch lavn e.
Her@ patasxanum e.
- Txek, ekek ed knoj@ tanenk mer tun, mer mamain utenk !!!

by A. T. from germany on 18.07.2002 19:53
MEKI ZONKACH@ MERNUMA, HARTSNUMEN XIA MEREL, ASUMA MAT@ PUSHER MTEL....
ASUMEN: VONTSER MAT@ PUSH MTNELUTS MERREL, ASUMA DE GYULLINK VOR CH@TANJVER:))

by A. T. on 18.07.2002 19:49
ABARANZIN U YEREVANZIN ANAPATOW KAJLUMEN: YEREVANZIN HERAXOSI BUTKEN MECHKIN DRAZ; ABARANZINEL MI HAT HAT MEZ GERAN. KOXKIZ HARZNUMEN: ET INCHEK ANUM??? YEREVANZIN PATASXANUMA: DE ANAPATA ELI; WOR MI HAT WTANGAWOR ARCH KAM WAGR DEMS GA; BUDKEN KDNEM U MECH@ KMTNEM; INZ BAN CHI EXNI!!!! ABARANZIN PATASXANUMA: DE ANAPATA ELI; MEKEL TESAR MI HAT WTANGAWOR ARCH KAM WAGR HELAV DEMS; ES GERAN@ KKZEM ZERIZS U TETEW TETEW KPAXNEM:))))))

by A. T. on 18.07.2002 19:47
MI HAT RABIZ ETUMA DAGAX ZAKAZ TALU U SARKOXIN ASUMA:APE 1 METR@ 1 METRI VRA DAGAX SHINI!!!!!! ES ZAXOX@ ZARMANUMA U ASUMA: ARA ET INCHITA PETK ET DAGAX@???!!! ES RABIZ@ ASUMA: ARA AXPER; MENK MER AXPOR@ PPZAZENK TAXELU!!!:)))))))))


by Ani from Leipzig, Germany on 27.06.2002 12:10
Uremen mi law shok or tatike ir tori het gnazkow tex en usum gnal.Es tate te:Bala jan wor prawadnike ekaw kmetnes peshis take wor erku angam poxe chemutzem.Tore mtnume tati peshi take.Isk taten el takiz wochmiban hakaz chi linum.Es xexch tore hotiz mernum e.Heto wor peshi takiz helnume harznume: To tat jan et inch sev ban er? tate:Bala jan et wosni er.Tore te: way tat ba inchu er aydpes piss hot galis?Tate te: Bala jan wosnin satkele!!!

by Hakob from Glendale, CA on 27.06.2002 12:09
Uramen nav@ ghortakvooma machits earack hoge prkavoom en u enknoom en me hat un mardabnak kgzhy(erkoo hat mard me hat knik) erkoo amis hato Iys knik@ marnoom a make amis hato es me mard a asooma "ary varg tanch ays iylandakutyan@ u tananck iys knikin taghanck erkoo amei hato as me @nkare assoma are verg tanke ies iylandakutyan@ gnanckh ayd kngan heat hananchk!

by Davit from Berlin, Germany on 27.06.2002 12:09
Mi vayreni Brejnevin kerats e linum. Hartsnum en,vonts? mis uner?, pataskhanum e: amen inch lav er, bayts mi amis e medal em keghtotum.

by Davit Sargsyan from Berlin, Germany on 27.06.2002 12:07

Abarantsun yev artashatsun mahapatji en yentar kelu.Mahapatji tesak@ 2-n e kam kakhaghan kam Gelyotin (glukh ktrel).Skzbits artashatsu hertn e linum.Sa @ntrum e gelyotin.Ir mej mtatselov,vor qich kcharcharvi. Mahapatji yentarkeluts Gelyotin@ (glukh ktrelu sarq@) pchanum e,aysinqn ichneluts kesits kangnum e, isk @st orenqi da ir baghtn er,aysinqn azatvum e mahapatjits.Hert@ hasnum e abarantsun.Arta shatsin koghqits hushum e"Gelyotinn@ chi ashkhatum".Es abarantsin irenits hpart pahanjum e "kakhaghan em @ntrum,vorovhetev Gelyotin@ chi ashkhatum".

by Davit Sargsyan from Theodore Heuss Platz 5-211,Berlin 14052 on 27.06.2002 12:06
Mi germanatsi paterazmi jamanak hay yev rus gerinerin ir kamqov bats e tognum 1945 tvi mayisi koghmer@.Mek el es hay@ vertsnum spanum e germanatsun.Rus@ hartsnum e "inchu? spanetsir"Es hay@ te"Ara @nker jan hents kriv@ prtsni galu e Hayastan,te inds Sevan,Echmiadsin,Garni,Geghard tar,ov? edqan jamanak uni"

------------------------------------------------Inqnatirov mi hay tsiran e tanum tsakhelu,mek el haghordum en,vor terroristneri patcharov inqnatir@ Moskva chi ijnelu ayl urish yerkir.Mi khosqov hay@ aynpes e anum,vor inqnatir@ ichnum e Moskva(terroristnerin veratsnum e).Hima hartsnum en hayin,te inch@ dses drdets,vor kyanqi gnov prketsiq inqnatir@.Es hay@ te"Voch mi ban el chdrdets, prost@ antsats angam khaghogh eyi tanum Novosibirsk,terroristner@ vra tvin,inqnatir@ ijav Baghdad lriv khaghoghs pchatsav,vor mi petutyun@ pataskhan tvets korstis hamar"

by Armish from Yerevan on 27.06.2002 12:05
uremn abarantsun hartsnum en
"qani jam es qnum?"
sa asum a "25"
asum en "akhr ore 24 jam uni, ed du vonts es 25 jam qnum?"
abarantsin pataskhanum a "yes mi jam shut em parkum" :-)

by SoNa ha! Ha! on 27.06.2002 12:04
Uremn meki kin@ erehaya unenum, amusin@ tsnndatany spasuma, mek el es bjishky dursa galis erehayin votqerits brnats u sksuma patits pat tal, xpuma getnin paterin ev ajln. Es amusiny asuma " vay vay es inch es anum?" isk bjishky patashanuma "lav lav katak em anum merats er tsnvel"
P.S. txur

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Uremn 2 tsivilizovanni mard @nknum en aborigenneri mot. Vojd@ motenum e nrants u hartsnum " smert ili achi puchi" es erkusy mtatsum en mtatsum en u galis en ayn ezrakatsutsyan vor achi puchin de parza "smert" chi lini nents vor yntrum en achi puchi. Ays aborigennery asum en lav vertsnum en es xexcherin u tanum 3 or 3 gisher tanjamah anum brnabarum. Erord ory berum en u norits hartsnum "smert ili achi puchi" es erkusy gorum en "smert, smert" mek el es vojd@ goruma "smert cherez achi puchi!!!!!!!!!!'"

by Hakob from Glendale, CA on 27.06.2002 12:03
erkoo hat Abarranse makenayov garrnan a gnoom en es meke myusen asooma es tare ade-boden (popcorn) lav berck a tvel!

by Hakob kuyumjyan from Glendale, CA USA on 27.06.2002 12:03

Me hat eregha mtnoom a era mor u hor saniake u tasnooma vor sex en onnenom niyoom niyooma u asoom U es mardech archeloom en endz vor im mate a(finger) chits koghem!

by HeNo from Yerevan on 27.06.2002 12:02
Uremn mi or es abarancin ( inchpes misht ) @ntaniqov hnuma qaxaqic durs. Chanaparhin teroristner@ brnum en u asum en sran poxert tur te che kngat kspanenq. Es abarancin el ba spanek, teroristner@ spanum en u asum poxert tur te che erexeqit kspanenq es abarancin el ba spanek. Teroristner@ zarmacac sra erexeqin el en spanum u asum ara poxert tur te che verchapes qez kspanenq , es abarancinel asum e spanek meka gitem taqnvac tesaxcika.

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Uremn gorter@ axchiknerov nstac en mek el drancic mek@ asum a: en or@ gnaci harevan chahich, brnabarecin, erek el gnaci, noric brnabarecin, esor el em gnalu

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yerkoo hat Abarranse makenayov garrnan a gnoom en es meke myusen asooma es tare ade-boden (popcorn) lav berck a tvel!

by ANAHIT from Erevan, ARMENIA on 27.06.2002 12:01
ABARANTSIN @NTANIQOV GNUMA ARYASAHMAN.@NTEX BATSUMA BARDAK.
vOROSH JAMANAK ANC aBARANITS @NKER@ ZANGUMA U HARTSNUMA: "vontsa gortseret?"

Sa el patasxanuma:" DE hl@ nor em batsel,@ntaniqov jolla enq tanum minchev tesnenq incha linum."

by Jaehn from Germany on 27.06.2002 12:00
Frage an Radio Eriwan: Kann ein Mann eine Frau im Laufen vergewaltigen? Antwort: Im Prinzip nein, weil eine Frau mit Rock hoch lдuft schneller als ein Mann mit Hose runter.

Jaehn

by Anjuta from Hamburg, Germany on 27.06.2002 11:59

Abaranzun harznumen "Dzer lifte ashxatuma?"
Abaranzin asuma: "Tche, hle sovoruma!"

by Christia Puck from D-25761 Bьsum, Germany on 27.06.2002 11:58
Frage an Radio Eriwan:
Haben die Germanen rote Bдrte?
Antwort: In der Regel ja.

by Diana Brutian from Hamburg, Germany on 27.06.2002 11:57
G.W. Bush und Tony Blair treffen sich zum Essen mit Gaesten im Weissen Haus.
Fraegt einer der Gaeste: Ьber was unterhalten Sie sich denn?
Bush: Och, wir planen gerade den 3. Weltkrieg.
Gast: Und wie sieht der aus?
Bush: Wir toeten 4 Millionen Muslime und einen Zahnarzt.
Der Gast schaut etwas konfus: Wieso einen Zahnarzt ?
Tony Blair klopft Bush auf die Schulter und meint: Was hab ich dir gesagt, Goeorg. Keiner wird nach den Muslimen fragen...

by Tina star from Glandele on 27.06.2002 11:57

uremen meka gnuma gnuma gnuma gnuma moranuma snci mernuma.ha ha ha de cicasasec joke.parapei cgitei inc anei gresi.

by Jegiasarjan.Abraham from Bad freienwalde, Germany on 27.06.2002 11:56
Abaranzu wra sarr sencken pahum. mrsuma
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Tschukchen galisa Hajastan hjur. Woroschum en wor Abaranzin dimawori

by Tina star from Glandale, USA on 27.06.2002 11:55
mi hat mard mtnuma liga loganuma.mek wrisha hakurkersnuma aber es srtin.inchi es loganum.asuma

by anika from Leipzig, Germany on 27.06.2002 11:54
mi mard russatannere law man e galis, mi or sra het eknum mius or nra het,u bolor achcikneri anune Nataschae linum, Haysatan e gnum mi pokrik russ achtscheka e tesnum, harznum e:Aka tebja sawut? Sa te: Natascha!!Es hay achpere te: Takaja malinkaja i uche Natascha???

by Vartan from Yerevan, Armenia on 27.06.2002 11:54
CLI ANEKDOT@ 5 hay @nker gnum en Ispania, lav kayfavat en linum. Mi or aravot@ zartnum en - paxmel, asum en mi hat piva xmenq, tenum en sarnaran@ datark a, dzerner@ jabn en tanum, pox chka.

Ara asum en tqinq paytikin. Sovac-carav @nknum en poxocner@, zkrtalov man en gali. Mek el tenum en: "Clamart, haxtoxin 1.000.000$".

Srancic mek@ asuma yes mta. Ara ho du gij ches, du ur clamart@ ur. Asum a mek a sovic enq mernelu, piti baxts porcem. Mtnum a, cul@ kataxac galis a vren. De inch ani, paxnum a. Arenayov mi krug a frum, erku krug, mek el errord krugin cli vot@ sot a talic culn @nknum a.

Es hay@ gali sran xocum-spanum a. Milion dollar shahum, tanum a 2nkernerin amenatank hyuranocum texavorum a, amenatank restoranum nstac hac en utum amen meki het erku axchik, ban man, kayferov, @nkerneric mek@ asum a: Ara, Gev jan, halal a qez, ape, du vor chlineir menq korac einq. Halal a qo duxin. Lishni yes qo tex@ k'crei taks. GEV: Ay harif, xi qo karciqov cli vot@ @nchi vra sot tvec :):):):)

BORDEL Mek@ 100$ djeb@ gnum a bordel, bayc apsosum a sax poxer@ caxsi. Asum a 50 dollari inch uneq? Sutineur: Sex normal. Gnum a anum a chi bavararvum. Asum a 25$ inch uneq?
Sut.: Sex anal'ni. Es el a anum, eli a uzum: 20$ inch uneq?
Sut.: zoo- havi het karox eq qnel. .... verch@ mot@ 5$ a mnum, asum a de 4$ taqsu pox... mi dollari inch uneq?
Sut.: karas nayes, gyoz dnes. Sa 1$ talis a gnum a hert a kangnum, hertov piti dran cakic nayen.
Hert@ hasnnum a, nayum a: Ara, ara hl@ teseq es vonc a anum. Mek el hachaxordneric mek@ asum a: ba nor tenayir, mi hat b**-i txa havin vonc er q**um.


by Vartan from Eriwan, Armenia on 26.06.2002 21:02
Bzhshkakanum qnnutyn a. Mi axchik toms@ qashum a - teman PENIS. Axchik: de, penis@ voskoranman, 30 santimetranoc organ a.... Professor: Axchik jan, et vor voskoranman a, qez tvacel a, isk vor 30 cm a, @tex baxtd besamt berel a........hahaha

by Vartan from Yerevan on 26.06.2002 21:01

Es mlicen kanalizaciayov loxalov gnum a, mekel mi hat kxkxanqi ktor a durs galis dem@. Scheissen asuma: Privet Kollega! Ment: Ara, yes qez inch kollega? Sch: iii, yes el du el nerqin organneric enq.

by Nairi from Laval, Canada on 26.06.2002 21:01
es esh em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by anika from leipzig, Germany on 26.06.2002 21:01
uremen erku enker kangnaz xosum en,mihat nanar@ anznum. Es me enkere asuma:wach kurik trnim schalakt! es kurike jchainazaz asuma: e lav eto? es enkere te: e heto el im enkere ktrni.

by Armen Harutjunjan from Perlesreut, Germany on 26.06.2002 21:00
Homepage: www.ARMEN1.freenet.de
Bari lujs hajer . es law or,cek gre terteri mej teґBin.Ladjane haj e..........

by Edzita from Hrazdan, Armenia on 26.06.2002 20:59
Mi parav knik hasarakats tan demov antsnum a,tenum a hert a.Etum a motik hartsnum a mi martu:"Akhper,es inch herta?",ed mardn asum e "shaqaraqlor en tsakhum".Es paravn el e hert kangnum.Mi qich heto mi mard a idjnum hagnvelov,es paravin tesnum a,shshmum a,asum a:"Ay parav,khi es kayne stegh?",paravn asum a:"De bala djan,chem karum ktsem,togh &&em".


by gishem, asem from metazi gimanas, Germany on 26.06.2002 20:58
mi mart moranuma schentschi , mahanuma !

by MC Ape from Frankfurt am Main, Germany on 26.06.2002 20:57
Homepage: www.yuri.de.am

uremn mek@ mekin tenuma asuma berev escher. en mjus@ asuma bajz chi escher, jes mi hogi em. mekel mart@ asuma bajz ach@r schat esche es e!

by HENDO MINASYAN from MOSCOW ARMENIAN SCHOOL NUMBER 1110 10A CLASS MINAS on 26.06.2002 20:57
Homepage: WWW.HENDO.DAX.RU
Ete duk aravot@ helum ek u tesnum ek vor dser televizr@ karmrel a, u pultn el amotits getinn a mtel, uremn dser ereker@ gisher@ erotic kinoner en nayel.

by Rafik on 26.06.2002 20:56
Homepage: www.rome1.boom.ru
Ocy nardin tevi tak mtnum a tun tenum a kalaboky iran kaxel a!!!

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